Hey Beautiful, Show Me Your Agony

Do ever think to yourself, “Man, I look hot when I orgasm.”

"In fact, I’m so hot I’m going to video tape it.”

“You know what, I am so hot, I’m going to put that video on the internet for everyone to appreciate (and probably masturbate to).”

Well great news! You’re not the only one! There is in fact an entire website dedicated to showing, from the shoulders up, the beauty of the orgasm; brilliantly titled, Beautiful Agony.

The site shows the artistic value of the genuine orgasm. Unlike the majority of pornography out there, Beautiful Agony depicts real people having very real orgasms. No exaggerations or performances, but complete reality.

For the artists and the open, you can submit your video if it adheres to the sites guidelines:

• The videos must be shot from the shoulders up, full face, no nudity.
• You must be over 18.
• The video has to be a quality recording, with good lighting and minimal background noise; meaning no Enya, or Nine Inch Nails, or whatever else you usually masturbate to.
• You have to capture the whole thing: warm up, climax and cool down.
• Once you’re done, give your confession. Reveal you and your friend’s most intimate secrets about orgasms, masturbation, and sex.

And for your agony filled contribution, you’ll be paid $USD200 plus one month’s access to Beautiful Agony.

For the voyeurs out there, check out the site’s free previews or buy a membership for US$14.95 for 30 days or US$29.95 for 90 days. (You didn’t think you could get unlimited agony for free, did you?).

So go on, do it. I know a few of my readers must have some pretty beautiful orgasms. (I have about three people in mind actually...). Do/watch it with yourself, your friends, or your partner. It’s pure, honest, and of course beautiful, entertainment.

And for my passionate readers, here are some of my awkward confessions:

Is Agony sexy?

Yes. I didn’t think so at first. When I was a senior in high school, a junior told me how her boyfriend and her would masturbate in front of each other all the time. At the time, I was incredibly grossed out by the idea. That is until second year university when a partner suggested the voyeur experience and I learned to appreciate the expression.

Have you looked at many other people’s Agonies? How did they affect you?

I have, and I think that they are incredibly sexy, raw and beautiful. There is nothing more intimate then seeing someone at their most vulnerable and most content.

What sort of reaction do you hope to get from people who watch your Agony?

Definitely not to be freaked out, ideally to think I’m beautiful. You are incredibly vulnerable when reaching an orgasm, the worst thing someone can do is laugh or say something equally humiliating.

Have you got any good stories of Agony faces you’ve seen on your partners?

I had a lover who orgasmed like he was rocking out. Eyes squeezed shut, tongue hanging out the side, teeth barred, sweating; it was like he was doing a guitar solo on his penis.

So be loud, be proud and enjoy your orgasm. And why not video tape it while you're at it.