These $155 tickets got me thinking about other distracted driving activities and the legality of them. Since it’s Passionately Awkward’s sex post of the week, I am of course talking about “road head”.
“Road head”, or oral sex while driving, is a dangerous but potentially exciting act. The risk of getting caught, the challenge of staying focused, the adrenaline of orgasming at 120 miles an hour, a good song on the radio, or the boredom of a long drive can all inspire a b.j. break.
But now Ontario police are on the lookout for distracted drivers, looking for “diverted gazes, fiddling hands, and arms raised above the steering wheel”, as well as “wobbly driving”; making “road head” at higher risk for getting caught.
What happens if you do get caught? Well, you can be charged for disorderly conduct, resulting in a misdemeanour charge and a fine of a couple hundred dollars. Or you could be charged with public lewdness/public indecency, facing arrest, a large fine and a lengthy probation.
So is it worth it? Maybe not anymore, but for those insistent on pleasuring their lover in transit, please try to:
1) Stay focused
2) Come quickly (the only time I will ever suggest that)
3) Pull into the right lane
(Picture from http://jezebel.com/5009772/the-legality-of-road-head-or-13-states-in-which-weve-broken-the-law-by-giving-a-beej)
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